Why pay for a sauna when you can take the RER?

I think this is a valid question. At least it would be if we weren't already spending the day with 30° in the shade. Honestly the last thing I want is a sauna on the way home but that seems to be how it works. By the time I get home I feel like a boxer who weighed in heavy.

People have told me "Wear linen" when it's this hot. Admittedly linen is better than denim, but it doesn't make that much different. After three minutes on the train it's as if someone has turned on a tap on my back.

Isn't there a type of Immodium for perspiration?

However I'm not going to complain about the heat. I'm not. Summer took soooo long coming this year I'm just pleased it's finally here. I can faint from heatstroke on line 4 and I'm not going to say a word. Just collapse in a heap muttering "Haha! It's summer!" with a delirious look on my face.

I would write more, but ... it's too hot ...